No, these plasters (band-aids) aren’t concept pictures. They’re not made up. These are totally, terrifyingly, 100% real. Came across these while shopping in Manchester last weekend. Was reminded of them today.

I don’t even know where to start.
No really, I can’t, I just…nothing even comes close to…words escape me.
It does make you wonder what might be next:


Oh, the possibilities! Doesn’t bear thinking about, really.
Still, all the fangirls would probably go apeshit over the towels, especially if his face was on the pads….EW EW EW, totally just grossed myself out there.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
I am ashamed.